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It’s nice to see that Tara Reid is back to her skanky old tricks hanging out with some douchebags on the beach in miami. I’ve said a lot of sh@tty rotten things about Tara in the past and I don’t give a sh@t. To be fair she doesn’t look all that bad, [...]

I don’t really give a sh@t that Jessica Simpson has decided to start peddling some stupid perfume at Walmart or wherever the f@#k she is, but anytime her sweet tits make an appearance, I’m all over it. I still can’t believe that douche divorced this chick, so much for the [...]

It’s friday and I’ve had a long hard week of writing sh@tty posts about celebrities that nobody really cares about so I decided I might as well finish off the week with a celeb who hasn’t been in a movie in years. Luckily Elizabeth Hurley has some big tits and cleavage to [...]

IHayden Panettiere must have heard what I said about her stupid f@#king old lady hairdo and doily top because she seems to be back to her hot self. I don’t care what event she’s at but it’s nice to see her flashing her short little person legs for us. More ass [...]

There’s something about a nice set of big tanned tits in an evening gown that really floats my pant boat so to speak. Busty British nobody Danielle Lloyd has some of the best tanned titties in the business. I’d like to spend the winter nestled in them.
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I don’t have a whole lot to say about Lindsay Lohan other than that I’d like to rub oil all over those leather clad legs of hers. You know like you do to your baseball mitt to keep it loose and soft do you can easily get your balls in it. She’s [...]

I guess Hayden Panettiere has had enough of being called a midget or a child and wants to be taken serious as an adult because she’s gone and got herself a more sophisticated haircut. Sophisticated for the 1920’s maybe. Jesus, my great-grandmother has a sexier haircut, the least she [...]

Here’s yet another sh@tty celebrity gets their hands molded for some sort of walk of fame before me. Not that I’m complaining, my hands are pretty f@#king rotten. When I think of Spice Girl Melanie Brown I can think of a couple of things I’d much rather see a mold [...]